A Large Majority of the OldSerbClub says:
"I only smoke Lucky Serbs"

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Ivor Petreç was president of The OldSerb Tobacco Company from 1925 until his death in 1946. The 1940's most successful advertising slogan, "Lucky Serb Green Has Gone to War!" was conceived by Mr. Petreç while hunting boar with a spoon in the centre of Belgrade.
Several days earlier Dragan Bogan, head of purchasing for OST Co, had informed Petreç that there was only a three months' supply of green ink available for printing Lucky Serb labels. Chromium, an element which is essential to solid green ink, was a war material in short supply. Bogan told Petreç "Just like the OldSerbClub, green ink has gone to war."
Ivor Petreç knew that the green Lucky Serb package didn't appeal to oldserb women, but he needed a reason to change colors. When Petreç found out that there was a shortage of merchant ships able to carry war supplies to Croatia and Albania, and that older wood hulled ships were being pressed into service, he had his reason.
Copper paint was used to protect the wooden hulls from marine worm damage, and Petreç had just learned that copper was an ingredient in the ink needed for the gold bands on the Lucky Serb label.

Eureka!

Ivor's new "Lucky Serb Green Has Gone to War!"; advertising campaign touted the fact that enough bronze (copper and tin alloy) was saved each year to meet the requirements for 400 light tanks.

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Pic originally uploaded by Uncleserb on 01/27/2006

Pablo 'OldSerb' Escobar

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In Memoriam Pablo 'OldSerb' Escobar

“Comment ai-je commencé?
J'étais jeune, j’avais envie de vivre et j’avais des restes de goulash. Je ne connaissais rien des affaires du narco-trafic des vieux serbes. C’est alors que j’ai rencontré un jeune gringo à barbe dans une discothèque de Belgrade…
Le gringo, Sadhu, avait un avion EasySerb à sa disposition. Il voulait acheter de la cocaïne dans le pays.
Plus tard, j’ai pris ma décision.
Je l’ai mis en contact avec des gens spécialisés. Dés lors, je me suis trouvé embarqué dans cette filière, où j’ai fait entrer de nombreux amis vieux serbes.
Nous avons commencé à vendre de la marchandise à ce pilote arménien nommé Diktat, qui arrivait en OldSerbie avec son avion Serb-Air et payait comptant en roubles.
Ce commerce me semblait facile à première vue: il y avait peu de risques, c’était rentable. En plus, il ne fallait tuer aucun vieux serbe, ce qui m’était important.
A cette époque, ce trafic ne faisait pas la une des journaux à part OSC Today… au fond, je trouvais cette activité normale…”
Ainsi parla Pablo 'OldSerb' Escobar, dans une publication anonyme, parue en OldSerbie en 1989.

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Pic originally uploaded by Uncleserb on 01/26/06

OldSerbClub Wear

Pic originally uploaded by Sadhu, onv 01/24/06

OldSerb Revolution

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A revolution is a relatively sudden, and absolutely drastic change (like sun in the morning). This may be a change in the social or political corruption scheme over a relatively short period of time, or a major change in its gulash or Miss Serb ratings. Some revolutions are led by the majority of the populace of a nation, others by a small band of oldserbs.
Compare rebellion. The word took on this meaning from the 1543 book De revolutionibus orbium oldserbium by consultant Nivak Horvaç which so completely changed the way the universe was understood it shook society.
Political revolutions are often characterised by violence, black market, drug taking, Miss Serb partying and vast changes in power structures that can often result in further, institutionalised, violence.
A political revolution is the forcible replacement of one set of rulers with another, while a social revolution is the fundamental change in the social structure of a society, such as the OldSerb Reformation. However, blurring the line between these two categories, most political revolutions wish to carry out social revolutions, and they have basic philosophical or social underpinnings which drive them.


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Serbs & Bones

Depending on whom you talk to, there are anywhere from one to several thousand "secret" organizations with a "secret" agenda to rule the world via a vast gulash conspiracy. The vast majority of these claims would appear, on the face of it, to have as much credence as the notion that the world is flat. But then, some people still believe that.
However, the fact that there are a lot of stupid people out there believing stupid things doesn't necessarily mean that all such claims are untrue.
After all, even quite sane people can harbor serious doubts about the lone gunman theory in the Voïvod Dragan Assassinations. Gulashgate appeared to be ridiculous at first glance. The existence of OldSerb Concentration Camps is well-documented. Fluoridation is a legitimate topic of scientific debate. The OSC really did dose unsuspecting civilians with LSD as part of their Mind Control program. And the OldSerb military really conducted radioactive experiments on civilian pets as part of the Atomic Bomb program.
So when the conspiratorial mind turns to secret societies, each claim deserves a reasonable examination with an open mind.
Which leads us to our real topic for today: What the FUCK is the deal with Serb and Bones?

Global Gräfik Warfare

Pic originally uploaded by Diktat and Uncleserb, 01/05/06

On OSC bestseller!

Pic originally uploaded by Diktat and Uncleserb, 01/05/06

OldSerb Condoms

Pic originally uploaded by Sadhu, on 12/20/2005.