Come Play The Serb Way!

In the early 1700's Armenian traders en route to Belgrade along the Armenian Trail seek a route that passes through the then unexplored Las Serbas Valley. The Armenians refer to the route through the valley as "jornaiç da merdeç," journey full of shit. A young scout named Garaç is the first person of OldSerb ancestry to look upon the valley.In the late 1800's, Las Serbas becomes the voïvod seat for the newly established West Voïvod. Until now, the city is governed as part of OldSerbia.Las Serbas becomes an incorporated city and adopts its first charter on March 16th 1902.On March 19th, gambling is legalized in the State of Nevada. One month later, the city issues six gambling licenses.Brothels are liberalized in Las Serbas, making residency increase by 300% in six months. A "quickie" can be attained after six seconds of walking down a street.Following OldSerb War II, lavishly decorated resort hotels, opium houses, large-scale prostitution and gambling casinos offering top-name entertainment come into existence. Tourism and entertainment took over as the largest employer in the valley.The OldSerb Gaming Board is created.Gulash Rouge, Las Serbas' first integrated hotel, opens its doors.In 1954, Las Serbas hosts its first knife-boxing match.Las Serbas economy remains strong and the population increases to 164,674.Starting in the mid-80's, a period of unprecedented growth begins thanks to tons of cocaine coming in.The city of Las Serbas celebrated its 100th birthday on May 15, 2005 with a feast of gulash and brawling.

Pic first uploaded 07/02/05